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| Nov. 16, 2004 | | 101 | | Pilot (1st shot) | | David Shore | | Bryan Singer |
| To get House to look into the case of a teacher with strange symptoms, Wilson tells House she is his cousin.
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| Nov. 23, 2004 | | 102 | | Paternity (5th shot) | | Lawrence Kaplow | | Peter O'Fallon |
| A 16 year old collapses while playing lacrosse.
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| Nov. 30, 2004 | | 103 | | Occam's Razor (2nd shot) | | David Shore | | Bryan Singer |
| A nineteen year old collapses during sex and his combination of symptoms don't fit any one diagnosis.
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| Dec. 07, 2004 | | 104 | | Maternity (4th shot) | | Peter Blake | | Newton Thomas Sigel |
| Newborns are getting seriously ill --- an epidemic, but except for being in the hospital, they don't have anything in common.
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| Dec. 14, 2004 | | 105 | | Damned If You Do (6th shot) | | Sara B. Cooper | | Greg Yaitanes |
| At Christmas time House treats a nun who then collapses. Could House have made a mistake?
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| Dec. 21, 2004 | | 106 | | The Socratic Method (3rd shot) | | John Mankiewicz | | Peter Medak |
| A 15 year old boy cares for his "schizophrenic" mother, whose symptoms just got worse.
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| Dec. 28, 2004 | | 107 | | Fidelity | | Thomas L Moran | | Bryan Spicer |
| A woman is sleeping constantly but there was no way she could have contracted African Sleeping Sickness.
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| Jan. 25, 2005 | | 108 | | Poison | | Matt Witten | | Guy Ferland |
| A teenager's mother finds the team arrogant and wrong so often that when they have the solution, she won't allow the treatment.
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| Feb. 01, 2005 | | 109 | | DNR | | David Foster | | Fred Keller |
| Thinking he has ALS, a jazz musician wants a DNR, but House, thinking the original diagnosis is wrong, ignores the order.
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| Feb. 08, 2005 | | 110 | | Histories | | Joel Thompson | | Daniel Attias |
| A homeless woman has many problems but there is one that could also affect Foreman.
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| Feb. 15, 2005 | | 111 | | Detox | | Lawrence Kaplow & Thomas L. Moran | | Nelson McCormick |
| While trying to figure out what is wrong with a young man, House bets Cuddy he can go off his Vicodin for a week.
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| Feb. 22, 2005 | | 112 | | Sports Medicine | | John Mankiewicz & David Shore | | Keith Gordon |
| A baseball pitcher denies all recent drug use but that is the only explanation the team has for his symptoms.
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| Mar. 01, 2005 | | 113 | | Cursed | | Matt Witten & Peter Blake | | Daniel Sackheim |
| A young boy thinks he is sick because he has been cursed and will die.
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| Mar. 15, 2005 | | 114 | | Control | | Lawrence Kaplow | | Randall Zisk |
| House tries to get a new heart for his patient.
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| Mar. 22, 2005 | | 115 | | Mob Rules | | David Foster & John Mankiewicz | | Tim Hunter |
| A man from a mob family is going to testify when he collapses.
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| Mar. 29, 2005 | | 116 | | Heavy | | Thomas L Moran | | Fred Gerber |
| An overweight 10 year old has a heart attack.
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| Apr. 12, 2005 | | 117 | | Role Model | | Matt Witten | | Peter O'Fallon |
| A Senator, who is running for President, is diagnosed with AIDS but he denies all risky behavior.
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| Apr. 19, 2005 | | 118 | | Babies & Bathwater | | Peter Blake & David Shore
(story by Peter Blake) | | Bill Johnson |
| A pregnant woman refuses treatment that will save her life while killing her unborn baby.
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| May. 03, 2005 | | 119 | | Kids | | Thomas L Moran & Lawrence Kaplow | | Deran Sarafian |
| In the middle of an epidemic, House concentrates on one patient --- a young diver.
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| May. 10, 2005 | | 120 | | Love Hurts | | Sara B. Cooper | | Bryan Spicer |
| House has agreed to a "date" with Cameron (not just a dinner between colleagues).
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| May. 17, 2005 | | 121 | | Three Stories | | David Shore | | Paris Barclay |
| House agrees to teach a class but then his old girlfriend, Stacy, shows up and his thinking can't get off his own history so he wraps that into his lecture.
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| May. 24, 2005 | | 122 | | Honeymoon | | Lawrence Kaplow, John Mankiewicz | | Fred Keller |
| House agrees to try and find out what's wrong with Stacy's husband, though he says he isn't sure he wants the man to live.
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| Sept. 13, 2005 | | 201 | | Acceptance | | Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner | | Dan Attias |
| House is called to prison to check out a death row inmate who he insists be taken to the hospital.
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| Sept. 20, 2005 | | 202 | | Autopsy | | Lawrence Kaplow | | Deran Sarafian |
| Andie, a nine year old terminal cancer patient, experiences weird hallucinations and needs to do an autopsy on the live patient.
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| Sept. 27, 2005 | | 203 | | Humpty Dumpty | | Matt Witten | | Dan Attias |
| Alfredo, a workman Cuddy has hired, falls off of her roof after complaining that his asthma is bothering him.
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| Nov. 1, 2005 | | 204 | | TB or Not TB | | David Foster | | Peter O'Fallon |
| Dr. Sebastian Charles collapses and decides to use his own illness to further his campaign against TB in Africa.
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| Nov. 8, 2005 | | 205 | | Daddy's Boy | | Thomas L Moran | | Greg Yaitanes |
| Originally titled "The Graduate": A 22 year old Princeton student, Carnell, who's about to graduate has a seizure while drinking. And House's parents visit.
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| Nov. 15, 2005 | | 206 | | Spin | | Sara Hess | | Fred Gerber |
| After a professional cyclist collapses, he gets House to take the case by admitting to having taken performance enhancing drugs. And House tries to disrupt Stacy and Mark's relationship.
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| Nov. 22, 2005 | | 207 | | Hunting | | Liz Friedman | | Gloria Muzio |
| Originally titled "Pests". House is accused of assaulting a gay man (who is trying to get him to take his case). To deal with the assault charge, House meets with Stacy at her home.
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| Nov. 29, 2005 | | 208 | | The Mistake | | Peter Blake | | David Semel |
| House and Chase are the subjects of an internal investigation for a potential mistake which may have led to a patient's death.
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| Dec. 13, 2005 | | 209 | | Deception | | Michael R. Perry | | Deran Sarafian |
| Foreman becomes House's supervisor and they battle for one-upsmanship.
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| Jan. 10, 2006 | | 210 | | Failure to Communicate | | Doris Egan | | Jace Alexander |
| While House is out-of-town (at an airport with Stacy), the hospital tries to cure a journalist can't communicate. House has to solve the case long distance.
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| Feb. 07, 2006 | | 211 | | Need to Know | | Pamela Davis | | David Semel |
| A supermom has a series of symptoms and House and Stacy go from one extreme to another.
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| Feb. 14, 2006 | | 212 | | Distractions | | Lawrence Kaplow | | Dan Attias |
| House gives himself a migraine to test a new migraine drug while his team treats a severely burned teenager.
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Feb. 20, 2006
Monday | | 213 | | Skin Deep | | Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner & David Shore
Story by
Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner | | Jim Hayman |
| Supermodel collapses and House tries to figure out what is going on while he deals with his own increasing pain.
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| Mar. 07, 2006 | | 214 | | Sex Kills | | Matt Witten | | David Semel |
| Sexually transmitted diseases turn out to connect to two patients (one of whom is dead) and sex is also a problem for a clinic patient.
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| Mar. 28, 2006 | | 215 | | Clueless | | Thomas L. Moran | | Deran Serafian |
| House decides that the wife of a "happily married" couple is killing her husband.
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| Apr. 4, 2006 | | 216 | | Safe | | Peter Blake | | Felix Alcala |
| While House tries to figure our what is killing a teenage girl, he tries to provoke Wilson and finally succeeds.
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| Apr. 11, 2006 | | 217 | | All In | | David Foster | | Fred Gerber |
| House leaves a poker game to try to diagnose a child who has the same symptoms that killed a patient he had 12 years ago. House never figured out what she had had.
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| Apr. 18, 2006 | | 218 | | Sleeping Dogs Lie | | Sara Hess | | Greg Yaitanes |
| A young woman hasn't slept in 10 days. Meanwhile, Foreman got House to sign off on his article and its been published although he knew Cameron had written on the same case and House had sat on her article for three months.
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| Apr. 25, 2006 | | 219 | | House vs God | | Doris Egan | | John F. Showalter |
| The team tries to diagnose a young faith healer who may have caused one of Wilson's terminally ill patients to get better.
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| May 2, 2006 | | 220 | | Euphoria, Part 1 | | Matthew V. Lewis | | Deran Sarafian |
| A police office exhibits strange symptoms after being brought in for a gunshot wound. Then Foreman starts exhibiting the same weird symptoms. The cop dies and Foreman seems to be headed the same way.
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May 3, 2006
Wednesday | | 221 | | Euphoria, Part 2 | | Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner & David Shore | | Deran Sarafian |
| Foreman is dying even faster than the cop did. Autopsying the cop might save Foreman, but Cuddy and the CDC won't allow the possibility of this thing getting out through the autopsy.
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| May 9, 2006 | | 222 | | Forever | | Liz Friedman | | Daniel Sackheim |
| Foreman returns to work as various members of the team treat a baby and his mother. Cuddy and Wilson go out to dinner and House deduces that Cuddy is on fertility meds.
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| May 16, 2006 | | 223 | | Who's Your Daddy | | Lawrence Kaplow, John Mankiewicz
Story by Charles M. Duncan, John Mankiewicz | | Martha Mitchell |
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| May 23, 2006 | | 224 | | No Reason | | David Shore
Story by Lawrence Kaplow & David Shore | | David Shore |
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| For some music information on the third season, see our Third Season page
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| Sept 5, 2006 | | 301 | | Meaning | | Teleplay by: Lawrence Kaplow & David Shore
Story by: Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner & Lawrence Kaplow & David Shore | | Deran Sarafian |
| House deals with two patients who are paralized while he has recovered the use of his own damaged leg.
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| Sept 12, 2006 | | 302 | | Cane & Able | | Teleplay by: Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner
Story by: Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner & Lawrence Kaplow & David Shore | | Daniel Sackheim |
| A boy thinks aliens are coming for him - meanwhile House's leg pain returns.
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| Sept 19, 2006 | | 303 | | Informed Consent | | David Foster | | Laura Innes |
| A cancer specialist with breathing problems wants help dying.
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| Sept 26, 2006 | | 304 | | Lines in the Sand | | David Hoselton | | Newton Thomas Sigel |
| House makes an almost emational connection to a 10 year old autistic patient.
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| Oct 31, 2006 | | 305 | | Fools for Love | | Peter Blake | | David Platt |
| A young married couple have symptoms that suggest they may be related. And House is arrested
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| Nov 07, 2006 | | 306 | | Que Sera Sera | | Thomas L. Moran | | Deran Sarafian |
| A 600-pound man who has a medical problem, insists it is unrelated to his weight and House's legal problems get worse.
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| Nov 14, 2006 | | 307 | | Son of a Coma Guy | | Doris Egan | | Dan Attias |
| House and Wilson go on a road trip with a guy who just came out of a coma.
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| Nov 21, 2006 | | 308 | | Whack-a-Mole | | Pamela Davis | | Daniel Sackheim |
| A sick teenager is the sole support of his younger siblings.
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| Nov 28, 2006 | | 309 | | Finding Judas | | Sara Hess | | Deran Sarafian |
| House, without his usual level of pain relief, decides to take desperate measures to try to save the life of a young girl.
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| Dec 12, 2006 | | 310 | | Merry Little Christmas | | Liz Friedman | | Tony To |
| House is desperate for pain relief, but Cuddy removes him from the case of a 15 year old.
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| Jan 9, 2007 | | 311 | | Words and Deeds | | Leonard Dick | | Daniel Sackheim |
| House goes to court while his team tries to deal with a firefighter who has unexplained symptoms.
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| Jan 30, 2007 | | 312 | | One Day, One Room | | David Shore | | Juan J. Campanella |
| A rape victim will only deal with House.
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| Feb 6, 2007 | | 313 | | Needle in a Haystack | | David Foster | | Peter O'Fallon |
| A young Romani man has multiple organ problems.
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| Feb 13, 2007 | | 314 | | Insensitive | | Matthew Lewis | | Deran Sarafian |
| House is fascinated by a young girl who cannot feel pain.
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| March 6, 2007 | | 315 | | Half-Wit | | Lawrence Kaplow | | Katie Jacobs |
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| March 27, 2007 | | 316 | | Top Secret | | Thomas L. Moran | | Deran Sarafian |
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| April 3, 2007 | | 317 | | Fetal Position | | Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner | | Matt Shakeman |
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| April 10, 2007 | | 318 | | Airborne | | David Hoselton | | Elodie Keene |
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| April 17, 2007 | | 319 | | Act Your Age | | Sara Hess | | Daniel Sackheim |
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| April 24, 2007 | | 320 | | House Training | | Doris Egan | | Paul McCrane |
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| May 1, 2007 | | 321 | | Family | | Liz Friedman | | David Straiton |
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| May 8, 2007 | | 322 | | Resignation | | Pamela Davis | | Martha Mitchell |
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| May 15, 2007 | | 323 | | The Jerk | | Leonard Dick | | Daniel Sackheim |
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| May 29, 2007 | | 324 | | Human Error | | Lawrence Kaplow & Thomas Moran | | Katie Jacobs |
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