Guide to the TV Show

Episode Guide to Fifth and Sixth Seasons
(click on the title of an episode for more information)

First Season Episodes (Season One)

Second Season Episodes (Season Two)

Third Season Episodes (Season Three)

Fourth Season Episodes (Season Four)

Fifth Season Episodes (Season Five)

Sixth Season Episodes (Season Six)

Fifth Season - See Intro page to Fifth Season

Date ...#... Title Writer.............. Director

Sept 16, 2008 501 Dying Changes Everything Eli Attie Deran Sarafian

Wilson returns from his leave after Amber's death and tells House he is resigning so House walks out on his patient (the assistant to a feminist consultant) to guilt Wilson into staying.

Sept 23, 2008 502 Not Cancer David Shore & Lawrence Kaplow David Straiton

House hires a private investigator who not only spies on aspects of the case and Wilson but also changes a patient's medication.

Sept. 20, 2008 503 Adverse Events Carol Green & Dustin Paddock Andrew Bernstein

The team treats an artist who paints what he thinks is a realistic portrait but it is terribly distorted as House makes known what the PI finds out about the team members.

Oct. 14, 2008 504 Birthmarks Doris Egan & David Foster David Platt

House treats a patient back from China while avoiding his father's funeral until Wilson kidnaps him.

Oct. 21, 2008 505 Lucky Thirteen Liz Friedman & Sara Hess Greg Yaitanes

A woman Thirteen has taken home has a seizure after sex. House fires Thirteen but later hires her back.

Oct. 28, 2008 506 Joy David Hoselton Deran Sarafian

Cuddy has made arrangements to adopt a baby when Becca gives birth. When they meet Cuddy notices a rash on her arm. Meanwhile, House's team treats a man with blackouts and hallucinations.

Nov. 11, 2008 507 The Itch Peter Blake Greg Yaitanes

Cameron brings House the case of a man who hasn't left his house in seven years so they have to diagnose and treat him in his home.

Nov. 18, 2008 508 Emancipation Pamela Davis & Leonard Dick Jim Hayman

House and his team try to figure out what caused the seizure of an emancipated minor while Foreman deals with a four year old boy with something no one else can figure out.

Nov. 25, 2008 509 Last Resort Matthew V. Lewis & Eli Attie Katie Jacobs

House and Thirteen and others are taken hostage by a man who has something no one can figure out. Thirteen is used to make sure House isn't giving him anything dangerous.

Dec. 2, 2008 510 Let Them Eat Cake Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner Deran Sarafian

A thirty year-old fitness "guru" collapses. Foreman's trial includes Thirteen.

Dec. 9, 2008 511 Joy to the World Peter Blake David Straiton

The team treats a 16 year old who is overweight and often bullied, Cuddy deduces that she gave birth recently and goes out to find the baby.

Jan 19, 2009 512 Painless Thomas Moran & Eli Attie Andrew Bernstein

The team treats a man who is in such pain that he tries to commit suicide. House relates to the situation.

Jan 26, 2009 513 Big Baby David Foster & Lawrence Kaplow Deran Sarafian

A teacher of special needs children has a high level of patience and House considers that one of her symptoms. Cameron sits in for Cuddy as Cuddy deals with the baby she is now fostering.

Feb 2, 2009 514 The Greater Good Sara Hess Lesli Linka Glatter

A famous doctor, who has become a chef, diagnoses herself as she collapses, the team try to figure out why she has what she has. Meanwhile Foreman changed Thirteen from the placebo and it has caused complications.

Feb 16, 2009 515 Unfaithful David Hoselton Greg Yaitanes

A priest, who has lost his faith but keeps working for the homeless, has a couple of drinks one cold night and sees a crucified Jesus.

Feb 23, 2009 516 The Softer Side Liz Friedman Deran Sarafian

Jackson, who has both male and female DNA (genetic mosaicism) but whose parents have raised him as a boy without telling him about the problem in his genes, collapses with severe abdominal pain after a basketball game. House tries methadone and becomes nicer.

Mar 9, 2009 517 The Social Contract Doris Egan Andrew Bernstein

Nick Greenwald all of a sudden starts saying whatever he is thinking and then gets a nosebleed and collapses. Wilson has discovered where his long lost, homeless brother is.

Mar 16, 2009 518 Here Kitty Peter Blake Juan J. Campanello

The head of nursing at an old age home believes a cat there can predict when someone will die by sleeping next to them and cat slept next to her. Taub is having money problems and thinking of leaving the team.

Mar 30, 2009 519 Locked In Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner & David Foster Dan Attias

House has a motorcycle accident and ends up in an ER with a patient the doctor thinks is brain dead but that House thinks is suffering locked-in syndrome.

Apr 6, 2009 520 Simple Explanation Leonard Dick Greg Yaitanes

The wife of a dying man suddenly collapses. And the team finds Kutner dead of an apparent suicide.

Apr 13, 2009 521 Saviors Eli Attie & Thomas L. Moran Matthew Penn

An environmental activist collapses, Cameron gets involved to keep from giving Chase a chance to propose, which she thinks he might do just in response to Kutner's death.

Apr 27, 2009 522 House Divided Matthew V. Lewis & Liz Friedman Greg Yaitanes

Deaf 14 year old suddenly hears explosions in his head. Chase and Cameron plan their wedding and House plans Chase's bachelor party.

Apr 27, 2009 523 Under My Skin Pamela Davis & Lawrence Kaplow David Straiton

Ballerina collapses during rehearsals and House decides he needs medical help for his hallucinations --- he has been seeing Amber for several episodes. He thinks he has asked Cuddy to help him detox.

May 11, 2009 524 Both Sides Now Doris Egan Greg Yaitanes

To get rid of seizures a young man had surgery to separate the left and right halves of his brain but now has problems. And House thinks he and Cuddy had sex and when he realizes it was another hallucination, House finally agrees to be hospitalized.

Season Six Started September 2009

Date ...#... Title Writer(s).............. Director

Sept 21, 2009 601-2 Broken Russell Friend & Garrett Lerner
& David Foster & David Shore Katie Jacobs

Summary

Sept 28, 2009 603 Epic Fail Sara Hess & Liz Friedman Greg Yaitanes

Summary

Oct 5, 2009 604 The Tyrant Peter Blake David Staiton

Summary

Oct 12, 2009 605 Instant Karma Thomas L. Moran Greg Yaiyanes

Summary

Oct 19, 2009 606 Brave Heart Lawrence Kaplow Matt Shakman

Summary

Nov 9, 2009 607 Known Unknowns Matthew V Lewis & Doris Egan Greg Yaitanes

Summary

Nov 16, 2009 608 Teamwork Eli Attie David Straiton

Summary

Nov 23, 2009 609 Ignorance Is Bliss David Hoselton Greg Yaitanes

Summary

Nov 30, 2009 610 Wilson David Foster Lesli Linka Glatter

Summary

Jan 11, 2010 611 The Down Low Liz Friedman & Sara Hess Nick Gomez

Summary

Jan 25, 2010 612 Remorse Peter Blake Andrew Bernstein

Summary

Feb 1, 2010 613 Moving the Chains Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner David Straiton

Summary

Feb 8, 2010 614 5 to 9 Thomas L. Moran Andrew Bernstein

A day in the life of Dr. Cuddy, Chief of Medicine. The two main things: a pharmacy tech has been stoling drugs, Dr. Cuddy threatens to stop taking insurance from a company that offers a better deal to other hospitals.

Mar 1, 2010 615 Private Lives Doris Egan Sanford Bookstaver

Summary

Mar 15, 2010 616 Black Hole Lawrence Kaplow Greg Yaitanes

Summary

Apr 12, 2010 617 Lockdown Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner
& Peter Blake & Eli Attie
Story by Peter Blake & Eli Attie Hugh Laurie

Cuddy orders the hospital into Lockdown because a baby is missing. House is locked in with a dying patient who's case House refused to take. Chase is locked in a clinic room with Cameron who came to get his signature to their divorce papers.

Apr 19, 2010 618 Knight Fall John C. Kelley Andrew Bernstein

A knight at a Rennaissance Faire, wins a tournament then collapses and the whites of his eyes become bloody..

Apr 26, 2010 619 Open and Shut Sara Hess & Liz Friedman Greg Yaitanes<

A woman in an open marriage collapses. And House tries to convince Wilson that Sam is doing things that drive Wilson up the wall like leaving milk in the door and not on the shelf in the refrigerator.

May 3, 2010 620 The Choice David Hoselton Juan J. Campanello

A bridgroom collapses at the ceremony and later it comes out he has been "cured: of being gay. Meanwhile, Wilson pays House's team members to take him out in the evenings.

May 10, 2010 621 Baggage Doris Egan & David Foster David Straiton

House tells his psychologist about his week when his patient had lost her memory, Wilson asked him to move out, Alvie comes back into his life and he loses a book he had planned to give Cuddy.

May 17, 2010 622 Help Me Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner & Peter Blake Greg Yaitanes<

House joins Cuddy and Foreman at the scene of a disaster where he finds a woman whose leg is pinned,

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Date	...#...	Title	Writer..............	Director
Sept 16, 2008	501	Dying Changes Everything	Eli Attie	Deran Sarafian
		Wilson returns from his leave after Amber's death and tells House he is resigning so House walks out on his patient (the assistant to a feminist consultant) to guilt Wilson into staying.
Sept 23, 2008	502	Not Cancer	David Shore & Lawrence Kaplow	David Straiton
		House hires a private investigator who not only spies on aspects of the case and Wilson but also changes a patient's medication.
Sept. 20, 2008	503	Adverse Events	Carol Green & Dustin Paddock	Andrew Bernstein
		The team treats an artist who paints what he thinks is a realistic portrait but it is terribly distorted as House makes known what the PI finds out about the team members.
Oct. 14, 2008	504	Birthmarks	Doris Egan & David Foster	David Platt
		House treats a patient back from China while avoiding his father's funeral until Wilson kidnaps him.
Oct. 21, 2008	505	Lucky Thirteen	Liz Friedman & Sara Hess	Greg Yaitanes
		A woman Thirteen has taken home has a seizure after sex. House fires Thirteen but later hires her back.
Oct. 28, 2008	506	Joy	David Hoselton	Deran Sarafian
		Cuddy has made arrangements to adopt a baby when Becca gives birth. When they meet Cuddy notices a rash on her arm. Meanwhile, House's team treats a man with blackouts and hallucinations.
Nov. 11, 2008	507	The Itch	Peter Blake	Greg Yaitanes
		Cameron brings House the case of a man who hasn't left his house in seven years so they have to diagnose and treat him in his home.
Nov. 18, 2008	508	Emancipation	Pamela Davis & Leonard Dick	Jim Hayman
		House and his team try to figure out what caused the seizure of an emancipated minor while Foreman deals with a four year old boy with something no one else can figure out.
Nov. 25, 2008	509	Last Resort	Matthew V. Lewis & Eli Attie	Katie Jacobs
		House and Thirteen and others are taken hostage by a man who has something no one can figure out. Thirteen is used to make sure House isn't giving him anything dangerous.
Dec. 2, 2008	510	Let Them Eat Cake	Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner	Deran Sarafian
		A thirty year-old fitness "guru" collapses. Foreman's trial includes Thirteen.
Dec. 9, 2008	511	Joy to the World	Peter Blake	David Straiton
		The team treats a 16 year old who is overweight and often bullied, Cuddy deduces that she gave birth recently and goes out to find the baby.
Jan 19, 2009	512	Painless	Thomas Moran & Eli Attie	Andrew Bernstein
		The team treats a man who is in such pain that he tries to commit suicide. House relates to the situation.
Jan 26, 2009	513	Big Baby	David Foster & Lawrence Kaplow	Deran Sarafian
		A teacher of special needs children has a high level of patience and House considers that one of her symptoms. Cameron sits in for Cuddy as Cuddy deals with the baby she is now fostering.
Feb 2, 2009	514	The Greater Good	Sara Hess	Lesli Linka Glatter
		A famous doctor, who has become a chef, diagnoses herself as she collapses, the team try to figure out why she has what she has. Meanwhile Foreman changed Thirteen from the placebo and it has caused complications.
Feb 16, 2009	515	Unfaithful	David Hoselton	Greg Yaitanes
		A priest, who has lost his faith but keeps working for the homeless, has a couple of drinks one cold night and sees a crucified Jesus.
Feb 23, 2009	516	The Softer Side	Liz Friedman	Deran Sarafian
		Jackson, who has both male and female DNA (genetic mosaicism) but whose parents have raised him as a boy without telling him about the problem in his genes, collapses with severe abdominal pain after a basketball game. House tries methadone and becomes nicer.
Mar 9, 2009	517	The Social Contract	Doris Egan	Andrew Bernstein
		Nick Greenwald all of a sudden starts saying whatever he is thinking and then gets a nosebleed and collapses. Wilson has discovered where his long lost, homeless brother is.
Mar 16, 2009	518	Here Kitty	Peter Blake	Juan J. Campanello
		The head of nursing at an old age home believes a cat there can predict when someone will die by sleeping next to them and cat slept next to her. Taub is having money problems and thinking of leaving the team.
Mar 30, 2009	519	Locked In	Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner & David Foster	Dan Attias
		House has a motorcycle accident and ends up in an ER with a patient the doctor thinks is brain dead but that House thinks is suffering locked-in syndrome.
Apr 6, 2009	520	Simple Explanation	Leonard Dick	Greg Yaitanes
		The wife of a dying man suddenly collapses. And the team finds Kutner dead of an apparent suicide.
Apr 13, 2009	521	Saviors	Eli Attie & Thomas L. Moran	Matthew Penn
		An environmental activist collapses, Cameron gets involved to keep from giving Chase a chance to propose, which she thinks he might do just in response to Kutner's death.
Apr 27, 2009	522	House Divided	Matthew V. Lewis & Liz Friedman	Greg Yaitanes
		Deaf 14 year old suddenly hears explosions in his head. Chase and Cameron plan their wedding and House plans Chase's bachelor party.
Apr 27, 2009	523	Under My Skin	Pamela Davis & Lawrence Kaplow	David Straiton
		Ballerina collapses during rehearsals and House decides he needs medical help for his hallucinations --- he has been seeing Amber for several episodes. He thinks he has asked Cuddy to help him detox.
May 11, 2009	524	Both Sides Now	Doris Egan	Greg Yaitanes
		To get rid of seizures a young man had surgery to separate the left and right halves of his brain but now has problems. And House thinks he and Cuddy had sex and when he realizes it was another hallucination, House finally agrees to be hospitalized.

Date	...#...	Title	Writer(s)..............	Director
Sept 21, 2009	601-2	Broken	Russell Friend & Garrett Lerner & David Foster & David Shore	Katie Jacobs
		Summary
Sept 28, 2009	603	Epic Fail	Sara Hess & Liz Friedman	Greg Yaitanes
		Summary
Oct 5, 2009	604	The Tyrant	Peter Blake	David Staiton
		Summary
Oct 12, 2009	605	Instant Karma	Thomas L. Moran	Greg Yaiyanes
		Summary
Oct 19, 2009	606	Brave Heart	Lawrence Kaplow	Matt Shakman
		Summary
Nov 9, 2009	607	Known Unknowns	Matthew V Lewis & Doris Egan	Greg Yaitanes
		Summary
Nov 16, 2009	608	Teamwork	Eli Attie	David Straiton
		Summary
Nov 23, 2009	609	Ignorance Is Bliss	David Hoselton	Greg Yaitanes
		Summary
Nov 30, 2009	610	Wilson	David Foster	Lesli Linka Glatter
		Summary
Jan 11, 2010	611	The Down Low	Liz Friedman & Sara Hess	Nick Gomez
		Summary
Jan 25, 2010	612	Remorse	Peter Blake	Andrew Bernstein
		Summary
Feb 1, 2010	613	Moving the Chains	Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner	David Straiton
		Summary
Feb 8, 2010	614	5 to 9	Thomas L. Moran	Andrew Bernstein
		A day in the life of Dr. Cuddy, Chief of Medicine. The two main things: a pharmacy tech has been stoling drugs, Dr. Cuddy threatens to stop taking insurance from a company that offers a better deal to other hospitals.
Mar 1, 2010	615	Private Lives	Doris Egan	Sanford Bookstaver
		Summary
Mar 15, 2010	616	Black Hole	Lawrence Kaplow	Greg Yaitanes
		Summary
Apr 12, 2010	617	Lockdown	Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner & Peter Blake & Eli Attie Story by Peter Blake & Eli Attie	Hugh Laurie
		Cuddy orders the hospital into Lockdown because a baby is missing. House is locked in with a dying patient who's case House refused to take. Chase is locked in a clinic room with Cameron who came to get his signature to their divorce papers.
Apr 19, 2010	618	Knight Fall	John C. Kelley	Andrew Bernstein
		A knight at a Rennaissance Faire, wins a tournament then collapses and the whites of his eyes become bloody..
Apr 26, 2010	619	Open and Shut	Sara Hess & Liz Friedman	Greg Yaitanes<
		A woman in an open marriage collapses. And House tries to convince Wilson that Sam is doing things that drive Wilson up the wall like leaving milk in the door and not on the shelf in the refrigerator.
May 3, 2010	620	The Choice	David Hoselton	Juan J. Campanello
		A bridgroom collapses at the ceremony and later it comes out he has been "cured: of being gay. Meanwhile, Wilson pays House's team members to take him out in the evenings.
May 10, 2010	621	Baggage	Doris Egan & David Foster	David Straiton
		House tells his psychologist about his week when his patient had lost her memory, Wilson asked him to move out, Alvie comes back into his life and he loses a book he had planned to give Cuddy.
May 17, 2010	622	Help Me	Russel Friend & Garrett Lerner & Peter Blake	Greg Yaitanes<
		House joins Cuddy and Foreman at the scene of a disaster where he finds a woman whose leg is pinned,