Today's GH

Oh, Ignacio. How we loved you.

The actor who played the Roof Dude from House's "Humpty Dumpty" is a regular on GH. I haven't gotten to THAT yet because I'm slow on Season Two. I know.

Anyhoo, Diego, he of the sexy Spanish and the slow eyes, is the roofie spiking, naked-girl photographing stalker.

His father, Lorenzo Alcazar, is not amused.

Oops.

Oh, yeah. I completely forgot to mention that the wickedly wonderful and evil Helena tossed the stupid Courtney into the harbour. *

Both Courtney and the teaspoon of goop appeared to have survived.

Yes, I know ~that's a child~ but this is a soap so don't get too attached.

Fiction, people.

Fiction.

*There is really hilarious-ish continuity there because she lost her first attempt at procreation when she dove into the inky seas off of the coast of Bolivia. Think about that for a minute.