Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!

I don't want to sound alarmist or anything but I, er, haven't noticed many GH references in the second season of House.

If that's the case, I'm already noodling a way to keep this blog relevant.

I'm a lawyer.

Persuasion is what I ~do~.

So, here' s what I'm thinking.

Because House is into GH, this blog is, by definition, relevant. What I will do (if it comes down to it) is simply keep everyone up on a brief synopsis of the daily episode of GH.

That way, I figure, if House does refer to the show again, we'll all have a ready source of information (here) to come to so that we are up to speed on the plotline.

To that end, I will start right now.

The absolutely amazing and cool November Sweeps plotline involves a crashed set of trains.

Here are the parties involved. (And I'm just going to dive right in. The previous blog on characters should have enough explanation in it to afford me the luxury of not having to expound on every single character.)

Okay.

The long and the short of it.

Elizabeth Weber and Lucky Spencer (Luke and Laura's son, yes, of "Luke and Laura" fame) finally got married.

Their fabulously wealthy best friends (Emily Quartermaine Cassedine and Prince Nikolas Cassedine) bought them the wedding of their dreams and a train ride for their honeymoon in Manhattan.

(May I have one of those, please?)

Also on this "Orient Express" are family and friends.

Comes along train number 2. This train is coming from Manhattan and going back up to Port Charles.

All the while, there is this fabulously creepy Mob dude up from Miami who is fixated on killing Sonny Corinthos. But only after making the greasy little mobster suffer the slings and arrows of watching his wimmin abused in front of his eyes.

Much as I love Manny Ruiz, he is one seriously crazed mofo.

Sooooo, he kills the train conductor on one train and that results in a HUGE train crash. Everyone flies everywhere.

Right now we've lost Reese to the Great Maker in the Sand. Alexis Davis (Prince Nikolas' aunt and all around genius actress, Nancy Lee Grahn) just gave birth to the (unlikely named) little girl Molly. (As in, unsinkable. Thank you, GH. We get it. Save your anvils for more subtle things.)

Everyone is safe except Jason Morgan (Sonny's hit man and a Quartermaine himself) and his girlfriend, Sam McCall (the one you need to be careful when googling her image 'cause of that Playboy shoot that always comes up first....and I just know you're gonna go do it right now so her name is Kelly Monaco. She originally won that Dancing with the Stars competition. Yes, that little mite.)

ANYway, now that you're back from googling those pictures, I'll continue.

Jason and Sam are stuck in the tunnels still because Manny, in his infinite evil-ness, has planted TNT charges all over the frelling place.

That's a pretty fair, if brief, generalized catch-up for everyone.

Now, if and when House does finally re-reference GH, we'll be all up to speed.

Remember, my lovelies, having an excuse to get away from the rest of the global population for one hour a day is considered a good thing.

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