Out of Order, Yer Honour! Autopsy and the GH recap.

Yes, yes, I know, I haven't re-watched "Acceptance" yet and I did re-watch "Autopsy" last night. I'm out of order. Sue me.

No GH references at all in "Autopsy".

I must admit to being a bit of a Broadway whore and I loved the ENTIRE autopsy scene. Watching Hugh Laurie, et al, channel Bob Fosse was a complete riot.

As for yesterday's GH? Just pass me the Kleenex and get it over with.

The most important bits were Saint Jason, the Hitman, and Sam McCall his pint-sized girlfriend.

(Do I need to wait here until you go Google her boobies and neatly coiffed runway again? Kelly Monaco is the name. And don't bother with the regular search; just go straight to "images". Sheesh.)

Well, Jason has agreed to do Dr. Robin's experimental technique to....what, exactly?.....bring him back to his Quartermaine Existance before The Accident? Or to get him over whatever it is he junked his veins up with to help Michael remember his kidnapping?

Hmm. I'm curious.

ANYway, before he goes under the IV Drip from Hell, we get two fascinating scenes. The first is his (second) proposal of marriage to Sam. Now, here, I have to admit something. I usually cannot abide "self made" vows. Do it like God told you to and keep your trap shut. He writes better than you do.

However, these two did such a wonderful job that I actually sat through and listened to them. It was utterly charming.

Not to mention, the ring looks stunning. It's the first one that is so beautiful that the horrid over-used and annoying word "bling" doesn't come to mind. It' s just lovely. Simple. Understated. And an instant heirloom.

I want one just like it.

Oh, wait.

That might cause ego problems in Capville.

Let's just say it's beautiful and move on.

Then, THEN, after that romantic interlude we get bondage.

Yes, I said bondage.

Apparently Little Dr. Robin's medical procedure will leave Big Bad (Hot) Jason in a state of delusion for a few days so he needs to be

strapped

down.

Hee.

Where is Doctor Chase when we need him?!

So, Sam straps him into the velvet, er, sheep skin lined cuffs and away he goes to Neverland.

Sadly, after all that, the first word out of his drugged-up mouth is "Robin?"

Awwwwwww.

In other news, Sonny, Emily, Michael and Morgan all got to put their peepers on Jason so they know he's alive.

As the other plotline moves on, we learn, not so surprisingly, Jax is a dick. While Prince Nikolas went to go visit Courtney, Jax told his chauffeur to hold the car so he could see how long Nik spent in the flat. Dick. Courtney tells Nik that she has chosen him to be her consort and that she's dumping her husband, Jax. (And, mind you, father of her child. Supposedly.)

Nik leaves asaply. Courtney calls Jax's cell phone and tells him she needs to talk to him. He TOTALLY lies and tells her he'll be there but that he was en route to a construction site.

Dick.

After the appropriate amount of simulated "wait around" time, Jax goes to Courtney.......assuming, in a dick-like manner, that she has chosen him.

Hee.

That was a sweet smackdown.

(And, mind you, there are people out there who like Jax. Can't figure that one out at all.)

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Now, I'm off to watch "Acceptance" and get back in order.