Thursday, December 01, 2005

Love Means Never Having to Stop Crying

My GOD. She's crying again.

How can Kelly Monaco keep this up?

Now Jason and Sam have returned to Maui and suddenly she's in tears. Do you think she stopped for a moment on the flight over?

Holy Mother.

Oh. Silly me. She thinks that because the medication didn't work and Jason has declined the very dangerous surgery, he's gonna die.

Okay then.

That's a good reason to cry.

(How did I miss that? If Best Friend is reading, she doesn't need to answer that question. hee)

But, really. Poor little Kelly Monaco has been crying non-stop since her character got involved with Jason.

Then again, some would say that that's a good reason to cry.

(By the way, I do feel it's necessary that I make the shallow fashion statement that Jason, played by Steve "The Last Castle" with Robert Redford and James Gandolfini and then Steven Speilberg's "Taken" Burton is getting very chunky. No wonder he won't do sex scenes. He can barely sit down, his arms are like tree trunks, his tummy is protruding and he has a double chin. Steve. I love you. I do. But really. You're an actor and a supposed love interest on a soap opera. Quit with the steroids. Or the Tostitos and Cheeze Whiz. Or both. Wow.)

Weepy Weeps-a-Lot actually stops for about 10 minutes of airtime but by the time we come back from commerical she's crying again. Lord have mercy upon my soul.

Anyway, she talks Jason into giving her a child.

They shuffle off to bed.

(Thank GOD there's no hint of any on-air nudity. See shallow complaint above.)

According to previews for tomorrow, though, Sam's sexual prowess knocks Jason unconscious.

That is just so funny it shouldn't be legal.

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Sorry.

I'll regain my composure.

Now I know why House loves this stuff so much.

hee

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Georgie talks Diego down from his self-destruction and he's taken into custody.

First of all, Georgie's lines were awesome, made sense and she delivered them like the professional actor she is. Basically she told Diego that she wasn't sure what was worse. That he had done what he did or that he convinced himself he was justified. Then she based her support of him on the fact that they had once been friends.

Very cool.

IS was fabulous as the trapped and failed Diego. While in the detention room of the PCPD, he burst into tears when his father, Lorenzo, asked for another chance to be a good father to him. They hugged.

I teared up.

Awwwwwww. Way to go, IS!

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The ever controlling idiot that is Jax and the meddling busybody that is Elizabeth, rig it so that Emily and Nikolas meet at night on the grounds of Wyndemere. It could have been romantic except that, well, it's Emily. So there's that.

And also, poor Tyler Christopher has seriously messed up his arm and is in a full shoulder to wrist cast. It's a bit distracting but they worked it into the plotline.

Poor harrassed by dick Jax Courtney no longer has to worry about the Evil Helena. Apparently, Nikolas' arm got broken by a run-in with her as he tried to protect his lover and her husband's unborn child. He showed her the papers that prove he's had her committed to an asylum in Switzerland.

Damn that woman spends a lot of time in asylums.

4 Comments:

Rhia said...

Hope it's okay to post a comment here? I'm pretty new to this, but I'm definitely having fun!
Gotta hand it to Kelly Monaco: yeah, it seems all she does is cry, but I just hate it more that she cries so PRETTY!
And Jason ... I haven't watched in a while, so I'm playing catch up, but he has bulked up a bit. Quite yummily, in fact!
I actually started a little blog of my own this morning; Rhia's Ramblings. I invite you to check it out and post if you like.

10:24 AM  
Cap said...

Welcome!

Pull up a chair and stay a while!

There's plenty of booze on The Haunted Star and House might even share some of his Vicodin.

(Some might find that an altered state is the best way to handle General Hospital right now.)

Kelly Monaco is a beautiful, beautiful woman. No doubt about it. And, Steve Burton? He's very handsome in my eyes. I think he should have been an Emergency Backup Elf (tm, Best Friend) in the LOTR films.

I'd be delighted to check your blog!

11:15 AM  
Rhia said...

I'll have a Jack Daniels, straight up, and chase it with coffee, if you please!! If you don't stock it, well, I'll brown bag it!! No hangover that way, and getting through GH lately, like you said, requires an altered state for the time being.
LOTR!!!! Yep, would like to see this guy in chain mail! A particular fondness of mine!!

2:42 PM  
Cap said...

There is plenty of Jack Daniels. By amusing co-inky-dink that is Best Friend's favourite "little brown drink".

In the Captanne house it flows like a river.

12:08 PM  

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