—References to "General Hospital"
My Eyes Are Bleeding
I wish I could say "My Eyes Have Seen the Glory" but after being subjected to that disgusting dream-kiss between Emily and Sonny AGAIN, I had to go get kleenex to wipe up the blood tears.
Oh.
My.
God.
Make.
It.
Stop.
Ahem. Anyway. Ignacio Servicchio (I finally learnt how to spell that child's name!) is still exiting the show (via stage left at the moment.)
He's kidnapped young Georgie and is being hunted down by the other teenybots. Everyone is turning in terrific performances. IS has finally livened up his style and is actually exuding some sexual chemistry.
Georgie (Lindze Leatherman) is getting all "Stockholm" on us 'cause she feels guilty about causing Diego's rampage.
Allow me to explain. During the summer, TIIC turn up the heat on the teenybots to try and lure unsuspecting real live teenybots (who are home on summer break) to tune in, turn on and whatever else it was that Timothy Leary was babbling about.
This past summer, a relatively minor teenaged character named Sage* arrived on the canvas and turned out to be Alcazar's neice. Although he was devoted to her, she was actually kind of a "misunderstood" entitled bitch.
(*I just called her "Herb", with an "aytch" 'cause, as Eddie Izzard would say, "There's a f--kin' H in it.")
Because of this attitude, the other teenybots had a hard time assimilating her into the clan. (By other teenybots, I mean Maxie, Georgie, (those two are sisters), Georgie's incredible boyfriend Dillon Quartermaine, Brooke Lynn Ashton and (sometimes) Gay Lucas Spencer.)
While TIIC were busy re-using the literary technique of Character Assassination on Nikolas' Twin Connor's Crazy Wife, Mary......they got the bright idea to have her become.......
wait for it
A STALKER!
No!
Surely NOT!
Still with me?
You'll find these plotlines can be amazingly repeated and repeated so this should all sound familiar.
Georgie, being a bit spiteful and out of character, locked Sage in the Quartermaine's room-sized basement freezer. (She was jealous that Sage had taken Dillon's virginity before she had a chance to.)
Crazy Stalker Mary then morphed into Crazy Slasher Mary and she slashed the hell out of Sage.
Exit Sage.
(Also exit Mary but that's not the point at the moment.)
So, to bring us up to date, Georgie feels guilty about the whole freezer incident and Diego has made it clear that even though he wasn't on the show and had nothing to do with the Sage plotline, he's been stalking the teenybots just to avenge his cousin whom he never met.
Trust me. Just run with it.
The cool (but kinda sad) thing is that Diego, while holding Georgie at gunpoint, is seriously exuding some sex appeal and Georgie has sparks of her own flyin'.
Poor Diego.
(I'm wondering if Mr. Laurie might've given him some fatherly, uh, acting tips during "Humpty Dumpty". 'Cause until these past few episodes of GH, he's needed 'em.)
At the last second, we see Georgie grab Dillon's cell phone that had fallen to the ground. So, believe it or not, there's hope.
For her.
For Diego? Not so much.
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Carly, still in RoseLawn for gawd's sake, read Sonny the riot act and finally called him on his crappy treatment of women. I believe the word she used was "poison".
hee
Sweet.
I'm sure it won't last. *sigh*
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Jason and Sam continue to have their tearful reunion in the hospital room. Little Doctor Robin isn't all that thrilled with the test results but Jason is ready to get the heck outta there. Weepy McWeepster continues to cry. God. I'm not sure whether it's from joy or from exhaustion. Possibly, by this time, it's just agonizing boredom.
===========
That really about covers it. There was some Lulu Spencer vs. The Quartermaines stuff and I can always talk about costumes (Skye, really lovely at the moment but usually looks like she's wearing the curtains and Carly in some horrific gold and wool blouse without a bra on under it......) or, lighting and makeup but Wednesday's are long enough.
============
Lastly, if you get a chance to see last night's Colbert Report (Comedy Central; today's repeats are at 1430 and 2030 EST), he did a whole clip on the fact that the New York Times had a full article on the return of Rick Springfield as Dr. Noah Drake. I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard it's hilarious.
Oh.
My.
God.
Make.
It.
Stop.
Ahem. Anyway. Ignacio Servicchio (I finally learnt how to spell that child's name!) is still exiting the show (via stage left at the moment.)
He's kidnapped young Georgie and is being hunted down by the other teenybots. Everyone is turning in terrific performances. IS has finally livened up his style and is actually exuding some sexual chemistry.
Georgie (Lindze Leatherman) is getting all "Stockholm" on us 'cause she feels guilty about causing Diego's rampage.
Allow me to explain. During the summer, TIIC turn up the heat on the teenybots to try and lure unsuspecting real live teenybots (who are home on summer break) to tune in, turn on and whatever else it was that Timothy Leary was babbling about.
This past summer, a relatively minor teenaged character named Sage* arrived on the canvas and turned out to be Alcazar's neice. Although he was devoted to her, she was actually kind of a "misunderstood" entitled bitch.
(*I just called her "Herb", with an "aytch" 'cause, as Eddie Izzard would say, "There's a f--kin' H in it.")
Because of this attitude, the other teenybots had a hard time assimilating her into the clan. (By other teenybots, I mean Maxie, Georgie, (those two are sisters), Georgie's incredible boyfriend Dillon Quartermaine, Brooke Lynn Ashton and (sometimes) Gay Lucas Spencer.)
While TIIC were busy re-using the literary technique of Character Assassination on Nikolas' Twin Connor's Crazy Wife, Mary......they got the bright idea to have her become.......
wait for it
A STALKER!
No!
Surely NOT!
Still with me?
You'll find these plotlines can be amazingly repeated and repeated so this should all sound familiar.
Georgie, being a bit spiteful and out of character, locked Sage in the Quartermaine's room-sized basement freezer. (She was jealous that Sage had taken Dillon's virginity before she had a chance to.)
Crazy Stalker Mary then morphed into Crazy Slasher Mary and she slashed the hell out of Sage.
Exit Sage.
(Also exit Mary but that's not the point at the moment.)
So, to bring us up to date, Georgie feels guilty about the whole freezer incident and Diego has made it clear that even though he wasn't on the show and had nothing to do with the Sage plotline, he's been stalking the teenybots just to avenge his cousin whom he never met.
Trust me. Just run with it.
The cool (but kinda sad) thing is that Diego, while holding Georgie at gunpoint, is seriously exuding some sex appeal and Georgie has sparks of her own flyin'.
Poor Diego.
(I'm wondering if Mr. Laurie might've given him some fatherly, uh, acting tips during "Humpty Dumpty". 'Cause until these past few episodes of GH, he's needed 'em.)
At the last second, we see Georgie grab Dillon's cell phone that had fallen to the ground. So, believe it or not, there's hope.
For her.
For Diego? Not so much.
===========
Carly, still in RoseLawn for gawd's sake, read Sonny the riot act and finally called him on his crappy treatment of women. I believe the word she used was "poison".
hee
Sweet.
I'm sure it won't last. *sigh*
===========
Jason and Sam continue to have their tearful reunion in the hospital room. Little Doctor Robin isn't all that thrilled with the test results but Jason is ready to get the heck outta there. Weepy McWeepster continues to cry. God. I'm not sure whether it's from joy or from exhaustion. Possibly, by this time, it's just agonizing boredom.
===========
That really about covers it. There was some Lulu Spencer vs. The Quartermaines stuff and I can always talk about costumes (Skye, really lovely at the moment but usually looks like she's wearing the curtains and Carly in some horrific gold and wool blouse without a bra on under it......) or, lighting and makeup but Wednesday's are long enough.
============
Lastly, if you get a chance to see last night's Colbert Report (Comedy Central; today's repeats are at 1430 and 2030 EST), he did a whole clip on the fact that the New York Times had a full article on the return of Rick Springfield as Dr. Noah Drake. I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard it's hilarious.
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