House Wannabe and the Case of the Real McCoy
Foreman: "Looks like they got the pheo out successfully. So. what now?"If you think back to Season 2, Episode 1, you might remember the story of Clarence, played by LL Cool J. Clarence was an inmate who had been put in jail on the charges of multiple counts of murder. Just prior to being brought into the Princeton-Plainsboro hospital, he was experiencing an episode of uncontrolled rage and hallucinations. During the course of the show, House discovered that Clarence suffered from a pheochromocytoma, a tumor of the adrenal gland that oversecretes adrenaline. Too much adrenaline in the body typically causes episodes of headaches, high blood pressure, sweating, and heart palpitations. House figured that in Clarence's case, the extra adrenaline was making him have episodes of rage. Foreman took this argument even further and claimed that perhaps Clarence should be acquitted for his murders because they may have been conducted during one of his raging episodes. The episode ends with Foreman saying that he planned to testify in Clarence's trial.
House: "Clarence goes back to death row."
Foreman: "Just like that?"
House: "He's cured."
Foreman: "That tumor caused random shots of adrenaline, which obviously led to the rage attacks that made him become a murderer in the first place."
House: "By God, you're right! Let's call the surgeons. We gotta save that tumor; put it on the witness stand."
Foreman: "We could testify at Clarence's appeal."
House: "You smell that? I think that is the stink of hypocrisy. You wouldn't even consider the notion that Clarence's social upbringing was responsible for what he became, but now you're sprinting to the witness stand to blame everything on a little tumor."
Foreman: "A person's upbringing and their biology are completely different."
House: "Yeah. Because you only overcame one of them."
This argument at best spurious. I agree that it makes sense on a certain primitive level that excess adrenaline should cause a person to be violent. But that's it. There is no data anywhere that suggests that a pheochromocytoma can actually cause a person to be violent. In fact, even in forensic medicine journals, pheochromocytomas are acknowledged primarily for their ability to cause sudden death and panic attacks. As people who've suffered from panic attacks can tell you, the last thing a person who is having a panic attack is interested in is killing someone else.
So consider my surprise when I saw in the Washington Post today that "the real McCoys," renouned for their violent feuds with the Hatfields, have a hereditary disease that results in pheochromocytomas. Von Hippel-Lindau disease is apparently the cause of the violent history shared by members of the McCoy and Hatfield families, according to Dr. Revi Mathew at Vanderbilt University. Dr. Mathew says: "This condition can certainly make anybody short-tempered, and if they are prone because of their personality, it can add fuel to the fire."
An interesting statement, even if it is at least somewhat incorrect. Maybe he saw it on House?